Lieutenant Thomas Riker
#does it bother anyone else how terrible the kiss in the sixth gif is #so terrible #so terrible!!! #i literally can’t stop watching it #like it starts out okay he goes in for the smooch with the face grab #and then he retracts his neck 6 inches and unhinges his jaw and twists his head thirty degrees to the left at light speed #to better consume his prey #why #star trek #tng #i think about this a lot
Harry woke up to the sound of knocking - a rap of knuckles on the wood of his bedroom door - followed by a clear, very familiar voice.
‘Harry, are you up?’
He shifted his head and groaned into his pillow but remained otherwise buried within the maroon, snitch-covered duvet. The door opened and in stepped a slim witch with wavy red hair cut to her shoulders. She crossed the room to open his curtains.
‘Come on, sleepyhead,’ she said, sitting on the edge of his bed. ‘Busy day today.’
Harry rolled over and fumbled for his glasses. As he put them on and sat up in bed, the face of his mother swam into view.
|Them:||What kind of ice-cream do you like?|
|Me:||I prefer vanilla, I like vanilla.. But if I have the urge for chocolate and there's chocolate available I'm going to go with chocolate.. Sometimes.|
|Them:||I can't help but feel this is another analogy for bisexuality..|
|Me:||It is, it totally is.|
”she’s just experimenting” ”it’s a phase” ”she’s confused” ”can I watch?” ”can I join?” ”you’re a lesbian? that’s hot” *continues to hit on you* ”you’re bi? wanna threesome?” ”lesbian sex doesn’t count” ”girls only do it for boys attention” ”she just needs to find the right man” ”I can change your mind” ”if you use dildos that means you really just want dick”